An extremely strange story from the corrupted mind of Sean Tracy
Intro: Steve-O recovers from his vampire incident, but he has found it has left him a strange cursing habit, along with other strange abilities, such as being able to understand, speak, and write in: black, ebonics, latonics, black latonics, etonics., and other ethnic languages. Unfortunately for us, we still cannot understand such nonsense and jibberish that only the gangiest gangs understand. We rejoin our hero in his hospital bed.
Steve wakes up.
Steve: Hey, what the fuck! This isn't my fucking house!
Nurse: Hey I don't like that language in here son.
Steve: Fuck you, bitch... Hey why the fucking fuck am I fucking in this fucking place!
Nurse: Well you've been bitten by a ghetto vampire and were found almost dead in an alley.
Steve: That's fucking right! Thanks bitch, im outta this fucking place, I gotta take that fucking vampire downtown!
Nurse: Not so fast, you need to recover ---
At which point Steve leaps on her, knocking her to the ground. Steve, not satisfied, begins beating the hell out of her.
Nurse: Ahh you little brat! What the hell!
Steve: Die you fucking bitch, DIE!!!
Steve stomps her neck flat. The nurse is dead. Finding his kill good, he sets out to kill the vampire..
Steve: HEY YOU FUCKING GHETTO VAMPIRE! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND GET READY FOR ME TO KICK IT!
Vampire: zizz zazz, sucka. You gaggle tap back from the Trezzum tick yet?
Steve: Yeah, im fucking back.
Vampire: Yarl nucka sucka, prepare to gurrguh motha nut nat!
Steve: OH YEAH!!!
Steve lunges toward the Ghetto Vampire and pulls out a wooden stake and drives it into the vampires chest.
Vampire: AHH! SHIZZLE TACK MICK FACKER FOCKER DAMMIT!
Steve: Time to die!
With that Steve jumps on the stake in the vampires chest, killing him.
Steve: Nizz Nazz! Oh my fucking God sucka! Did I just TICK TACK say that?!!
**TO BE CONTINUED**