Hello. Welcome to my Bio. I was born into the comfortable family of Ben and April in early '88. I lived in realitive comfort and prospered. In elementary, I was a energetic youngster, quite bright, with few and at times, no friends, I entered Jr. High and made new friends. I met ones as twisted as myself, to name a few, Matt, Sean, Chris, John, Ariel, Natalie, Dominic, Jocelyn, Ariela Trevor, Alex, Tom, Leif, Nolan, and David (if i forgot you, IM me). I accelerated through my studies, and have many a tall tale to share of my experiences, but, alas, I shant bother you with them. I then moved on to highschool. One clear day, late in the summer of 2002, while sitting in my first period Geography class, I, Adam, appointed myself "Ruler of Earth."
Then and there I made five, yes five proclamations now know as the Five Proclamations. As my first act as Ruler of Earth, I proclaimed that I would leave all countries to govern themselves, to declare war on themselves, and to destroy themselves. My second proclamation stated that Brookline was indeed, better than Hollis. The third one decreed that Aaron would be appointed "Chief" of All Wiggers. The forth said the capital of the world would be the small thriving town of Brookline. The final proclamation declared that all horrible people, such as Ross, Joey, Seth ({DIE} Deth to Seth: Shave the Mullet Revolution {DIE}), and Kerrie, would be banished to Canada.
Now one might say that appointing one's self Ruler of Earth might be a little drastic... maybe even arrogant. All I have to say is, if you don't like it, move to Canada. |
