In 1994 we predicted that the pressure of dealing with the growing alien epididemic (sp? -oh well our dictionary was abducted last month)would force Mobile mayor Mike Dow to not seek re-election at some point. Possibly thousands of other local websites (makrel mysticks!) have been patting themselves on the back for predicting the very same thing. Well alien readers knew Dow would quit at some point a full decade before Makrel readers. Unlce Henry gets his inside info from us, we think. Like the Makrel we strongly endorse Bess Rich to replace Dow. We believe she is the only canidate that would take the abduction issues of Mobile seriously. We hope Rich will fight the Alien overlords proudly and publicly. No other canidate has the courage (read cojones)to even admit the Alien issue even exsists. we do however, feel we should apologize on being somewhat tardy with this development. We have been in line for the new Star Wars movie, but accidentally we saw BEcause of Winn Dixie. It is a fine movie. We recomend it and Bess Rich!

That dog can smile!

This is a picture of the bustling port city before the infestation of intelligent life. Note the Regions bank building. This photo was found in the Mobile archives before the building was replaced with the alien craft. A local photographer snapped this next photograph of an alien ship, or UFO, abducting the original Region's Bank building. The abduction only appeared on film, which is why the plucky citizens of Mobile didn't notice the abduction of a pseudo-skyscraper. It is interesting how the clouds formations are identical on two completly different days in two completly different pictures.

Why have the aliens settled in Mobile? Most likely to investigate the funny paper mill smells. Furthermore, Aliens are attracted to Mobile, because Close Encounters of the Third Kind was filmed in Mobile. Aliens love to investigate the sights of alien movies. Why do you think you keep hearing about the illegal alien problem in Southern California? Because so many alien movies are made in Hollywood, Stupid! (Click here is a photo of an Alien probe sent in by one of our field agents in Death Valley)
Additionaly aliens may be intrigued by the anuual New Year's Eve fireworks debacle. You know, where half the fire works seem to shoot into the river.

It is believed the building has been replaced with an alien rocket escape pod. This type of ship was first seen as the Chrysler building in a Coneheads skit on the very prophetic Saturday Night Live comedy show. While our tests have proven the Chrysler building is in fact a human building, the new Region's bank building is most likely a replica built in another galaxy, perhaps Alpha Centari. Or is that a solar system? We are trying to find out, and will let you know as soon as possible. It is believed the Aliens will use the escape pod, AKA Region's Bank building upon instruction from their commander, Dan Rather. Here is an artist conception of what the E.T. exodous will look like. (sorry about the large white field, apparently the aliens have infiltrated our memory banks, and caused this website to look somewhat crappy)

Thanks for visiting. Check back for updates, and speculation as to why the U.S. military is willing to let this invasion go by unpunished. Believe us, we have it on good authority that many top government officals are in fact Alien collaberators, or even Aliens. Dick Cheney may or may not be an Alien robot.
Investigating these incidents is not cheap please im us at "Cubanaight" to find out how you can donate money.


Abduction Alert!!!
Sometime after playing at Mobile's Bayfest, Rock and Roll drummer, Evan Bivins, of the band, Jump, Little Children was reportdely (sic) abducted. The alien's likeness can be seen in this crude sketch found on a t-shirt. Also shown is the only known picture of Evan.

This may be why the live music scene in Mobile is not so good. While most bands regularly lose drummers, nobody wants to see a drummer abducted. Evan is allegedly returned to terra Earth (That is the scientific word for Earth). We think he is writing music for the Alien, but this can not be confirmed.

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