VICTOR WANG

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Name: Victor Wang

Nicknames: Hanbing, Blitzer

Year/Major: Graduate Student in the Department of Neuroscience

College: University of California, San Diego

Bio: A Ph.D. student in the department of Neuroscience. Met him through playing softball. Had to nerve to hit me in the leg with a softball. To this day, I am still bitter. One of the few people that I know who knows how to surf. Constantly thinks of himself as Dirty Hairy. Tries to go on the Quad in the middle of the day because he wants people to watch him practice his wang-kwon-do. On Valentine's Day, often buys his girlfriend some exploding flowers. Got wierd looks from his parents when he told them that he was going to get the Ultra Thigh Master for one of his friends. Once taught me how to drink a slurpee through my nose. Often times, when he puts a whoopie cushion on a chair and his friends sit on it, he says "What are you wearing....toot-of-the-looms. Keeps watching cartoons, hoping that someday, the coyote will marry the roadrunner.