GREGORY TULIK
Name: Greg Tulik
Nicknames: Tiny, Panther
College: Alma College in Michigan
Department: Microbiology
Hobbies: hanging out
Bio: A graduate student in the department of microbiology/biochemistry. A very big but funny man. Often bench presses pianos for fun. One of the best Biochemistry Lab TA ever. Often doesn't get the credit which he deserves. Guided the undergrads through the toughest of times, the time of the witches. A fortress who wears his Michigan cap proudly around U of I. Keep reminding us how great Michigan's football tradition is. Wants to punch Tennessee football coach Phillip Fulmer in the face with his fist of furry when he sees him. Thinks that I lost my vision fighting and hearing fighting in the Great War. Believes I have the strength and the intelligence of a sickly young girl. However, tries to comfort me by saying that I have the speed of a Blurr and the deamed the term, Yellow Quickness and Yellow Deisel for me. As the power to keep the earth and other planets in orbit around the sun. Often found growling because he claims his middle name is Panther. Possess grace as well as deceiving quickness and speed in soccer and basketball. Thinks about wrestling in Europe for a living. One of the few that wants to invade Mexico to take back the land that we won in the Mexican War. A ghetto joe on the basketball court who is solely responsible for my lower back and chest pains to his brute force on the basketball court after I blocked one of his shots (which was one of my proudest moment).
