Todd Nielsen

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Name: Todd Nielsen

Nicknames: T-bone, Thaddeus, Tex, Dwyane, Sweet Pea

Year/Major: Undecided

Hobbies: playing and keeping up with all sports,

Bio: Comes from a little town called Warren, Illinois. Gives people weird looks when they call him Dwyane. One of the biggest sport freak I have ever known. Gets really violent when the Dodgers, the Bears, or the Illini lose. Actually looks up referees' name and their address as well as the opponents' names and address after his teams lose. Once so angry that he threw a shoe threw his TV. A five eight person who wanted to fight with Michigan football players after "Fumblegate". Gives the up to minute sports updates, especially about college recrituing. Only sleeps 3-4 hours a day. Likes to wrestle in the hallways and will not tap out under any circumstances, unless he is about to die. Responsible for almost killing me when he made me bleed, a hour after we both gave blood. Somehow, causes me to lose vision in my left eye everytime he chokes me. Values his caps greatly. Always has some kind of sports poll on his door. Thrown in the shower by his RA Ernst Lamothe a couple of times for no apparent reason. Has the ability to run like an ostrich and a dinosaur. Believes that he can do Colt 45 commericals better than Billy Dee Williams "Lando". Enjoys throwing recycled vegetable from the dorms into people's drink. Once mailed mushrooms to him and planned on shipping me lumps of assorted fungi for payback. Makes me cut his hair and often screams at me for doing a decent job. Always found drinking Mountain Dew and once drank liquid detergent. Really believes I have frequently acid flashbacks which causes me to be mentally slow. Thinks I am the dumbest person alive.