Hendrik Szurmant
Name: Hendrik Szurmant
Nicknames: Dirk, Salley, Diana Belmont, Clarence
Year/Major: Graduated with a PhD Student in Biochemistry
School: somewhere in Germany
Bio: A graduate student in the Ordal lab. A ghetto Eskimo from Germany who speak perfect Candian. Often fakes a British accent occassionally to make himself sound mutlicultural. Wants to feel at home here so he constantly wears his American Flag jump suit while dancing to protest music... The Best of Nelson Mendelia." Brags about how good his hero Dirk is. Had the ability to go pro in soccer, basketball, and tennis however knee injuries prevented him from achieving international fame. Possesses speed only found in the deep forests of Africa. Enjoys Formula One racing. Constant debating about Steve Nash's nationality which caused me to look up and interpret the South African Constitution. Improved my one handed slice backhand and taught me the fundamentals on volleying. Dunked on me on many occassions and then asked if I was okay. Constantly bickering with his friend Travis Muff, bickering so much that it might be safe to say that they are husband and wife. An anti-Muff who is very loyal to the Illini and the Big Ten. Thinks that any soccer team that is not German sucks and that anyone from Iowa has problems. Enjoys mother nature so much that he is thinking starting a daycare in the woods while listening to the record "Jimmy and Jill visi the zoo Version III." Enjoys taunting sheep when he is not busy making fun of Travis. Feels that he possesses power because he made Travis and others sniffle when he forced them out of the red sandbox.
