THOMAS SARNA

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Name: Thomas Sarna

Nicknames: Big Tex, T-bone

Year/Major: Graduated with a degree in biochemistry

Hobbies: Hanging out

Bio: Wants to live his life as a dentist. Met him junior year in Biochemistry 352. Only person that I know of to get a negative score on a test. Claims to be 5/6 Mexican, although I think he might be 2/5 Chinese. Has incredible tolerance towards alcohol. Drank for 11 straight hours!! A modest person who is an all-star in utilmate. A philosophical kind of guy who works hard in his lab and constantly tries to enlighten me with his vast knowledge and his divine wisdom. Always provided the refreshment during the Gennis hour. Kept throwing pencils at the Mongolian guy's head in Physical Biochemistry which caused him to bleed. Insists that I am his grandfather. Believes that there should be a Cauasian History Month. Winks as well as blowing kisses at random people for no apparent reason. Enjoys riding on the purple dinosaur at Meijer. Gets upset that the Rice Garden doesn't fill a big man like him. Serves his guest leftovers from the night before. Had the nerve to put Big Greg's Michigan Hat on. Also currently trying to make me into a man. Has the wierdest shot in basketball.