RUDI SCHARNWEBER
Name: Rudi Scharnweber
Nicknames: Goose, Funk Lord, Mad Max
Year/Major: Graduate Student in Neuroscience
Hobbies: playing/watching sports
Bio: Met him on the basketball court through the biochemistry graduate students. A tall skinny guy who has moves that are only found on SOUL TRAIN. Often puts foil in his teeth to provide some BLING! BLING! for attracting the ladies. Thinks when fat people take their clothes is first degree murder, malice, and attempt to cause blindness. Got terribly upset that the United States Government didn't refund him for the recently robbery of his apartment. Currently demanding that the Government put soliders, like Kellen Winslow Jr to guard his most prized possession, his Sigmund Fruend action figures. Refuses to hug anyone who didn't get their yearly rabies shots. Wants to go see the movie: "Coffee Cups for Two" Keeps making fun of guys who writes love letters to Barbara Walters. Thinks that he can end major world wars if he gives world leader a couple of belly dances.