DANIEL ROTH

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Name: Dan Roth

Nicknames: Big D, Jimbo, Roast Beef

Year/Major:Graduated with a degree in Political Science

Hobbies: sports

Bio: One of the first people I met at the U of I. Intimidated me when I met him. Had many many chemistry related classes with him. Orginally a Chem E, but decided to enrich his future by majoring in Political Science. A big man with big dreams of conquering such countries as Djoubti. Believes he can bring it back to its GLORY days. Has the strength and the quickness to beat up African warlords of today. Had many phases, going from the long hair in a pony tail to cutting his hair short, to dying it purple/blue. Very intelligent person who likes to eat hamburgers in a football huddle. Still pondering whether being a football coach is harder than being a doctor. Enjoys coaching little league. Constantly questioning himself whether he can hit his weight against Lima Time. Talked considerable amount of trash about winning the Date Auction. Once said to be made out of 99% donut and 1% bone. Possess materials that violates many many laws. Shocked when I told him that I had genetic proof that he was 15% Mongolian. Believes in the saying....uhmmm "Be bold, eat mold" Refuses to eat on tables and chairs because he believes it kills trees. Has dreams with toying with both the Mexican and American governments by swimming in the middle of the Rio Grande. Really interested on how Nate Newton was able smoke grass six times his weight. Always seems to escape punishment for assisting in pranking his RA. Still bitter that the South lost the Civil War. Has problems losing ridiculous bets to me. Spent countless hours leading the Rey Sanchez fan club.