MATTHEW PALYS
Name: Matt Palys
Nicknames: Gump, Snowflake, Toast
Year/Major: Graudated with a degree in Civil Engineering
Hobbies: playing nintendo, playing golf, watching sports
Bio: Reigns from Park Ridge, IL. A very saractic person who happens to be the second fastest white man ever, behind Thomas Duffy. Runs the hundred in 17.52 seconds. Gets all his energy from sucking the juices out of potatos, which makes him a HOT LITTLE POTATO. Constantly fixing the Ernst's bullsh!t meter. Always tried to sneak a dumbass in his dorm room without getting yelled at by Jeffery Lazzaro. A small man with big dreams of conquering such mountains as Mt. Fuji. Pretty studious guy who usually gives good advice. Amazing darts player who won a contest at a local bar. One of the few people that made the mistake of letting me cut their hair. Trying to revive the Hippie movement on campus by growing out his hair. Often shows his roommmate love by leaving him leftover chicken bones to feast on for dinner. Thinks about invading such countries as Canada. Once told me a dream he had that we were all riding on a tank down a street in Toronto singing our national anthem. Finds himself having ulcers after watching the Bears and the Ilini play. Often has dreams of finding "THE CHOSEN ONE" that will bring the Illinois football program back to GLORY. Did not inherit the stupidity gene from his older peers. One of the few that can understand the language, Angry Negro.
