TRAVIS MUFF

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Name: Travis Muff

Nicknames: T-mu, Cornelius, Rapmaster T

Year/Major: Graduate Student in the Department of Biochemistry

College: Iowa St.

Bio: An extremely strong man. He is a graduate student in the Ordal lab who dreams of becoming the Ultimate Muscle. Comes from somewhere in Iowa who likes to rap about auto insurance. Likes to throw bunnies on trees and then tries to obtain a saw to cut the tree down so he can be a hero. Likes to chill with Malcolm at the vegetable stand.My mentor for my independent research project, who doesn't seem to get my humor. Because of this confusion, believes I have regular occurrence of acid flashbacks. Suggested me to sniff the yeast which we were growing, and as a result, I got sick. Gave me considerable crap about accidently buring Jr.'s timer. Keeps telling the story to his friends about how he was the shit in pre-school because he never used "wussy circles" (training wheels) when he learned how to ride a bike. Believes that weight loss centers should have food drives. Still at awe on how I can have co-co brown skin and still be 100% Asian. Currently, trying to prove that I am "Blackanese" because he believes that I have a black ancestor from China. Claims that his vision is so powerful that he can see people's gay. Preaches that he saw former President Jimmy Carter on BET doing black stuff.