JEFFERY LAZZARO

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Name: Jeff Lazzaro

Nicknames: Sweats, Daisy Jr. AirDeuce, Sinclair

Year/Major: Garduated with a degree in Aeronatucial Engineering

Hobbies: building planes/rockets, playing volleyball, drinking, complaining about girls

Bio: Comes from Park Ridge, IL. By far, one of the weirdest guys I have ever met. Always complaining about girls. Constantly yells at people for no apparent reason. Threatens to kill everyone. Known for saying things that don't make any sense. A sensitive man who learns important morals from watching "Montel". Has dreams of someday staring in the show, "Miami Vice, The Golden Years". President of the Michael Bolton fan club. Wants to join the Salvation Army to fight world wide wars. Only one that likes to eat things that are organically grown. Gets excited about a lump of fungus. sleeps in other people's beds with or without their permission. Likes to show everyone his hand built rockets. Often diagrams his airplane designs with all sorts of nuts. Enjoys flexing his muscles in volleyball and taking long walks on the beach. Constantly pulls all nighters and enoys watching the NASA channel. Because of his actions, sometimes questioning whether he likes to Puff the Magic Dragon. Started to become an alcholic on MY 21st birthday.