MICHAEL LASKER

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Name: Michael Lasker

Nicknames:Oscar, AC Snowman

Year/Major: Graduate Student in Biochemistry

School: University of California, Davis

Bio: Met him on the basketball court one Saturday and then found out that he was in one of my classes. Always got confused with his name. Thought his name was Oscar instead of Lasker. A smart guy who works in the Nair Lab. Pretty gung-ho about his project and plans to sell his crystals to get rich. Thinks that Mr. Dixie is the Jay Leno of paper cups. Got really upset when his ex- russian night vision goggles broke when it arrived; started to scream "I hate China products" when he read the made in China label. He tried out for the cheerleading squad, but was rejected for not having enough school spirit. Tried to convince his friend who picked up a dead grasshopper with his teeth to wash his mouth with soap to clean out all the germs. Gets excited when he comes home and plays with his toy called "Chia Mr. T" where he can watch Mr. T's mohawk grow. Claims that he gave someone three black eyes while he was holding a crate of eggs.