JEFFREY KUSTUSCH

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Name: Jeff Kustusch

Nicknames: J.J. Joe-Joe, Sanchez, Pepe the Shark, Sugar Daddy D. Sanchez,

Year/Major: Graduated with a degree in General Engineering

Hobbies: listening to U2, playing sand volleyball, playing guitar

Bio: From the 'burbs. A simple man who has dreams of being a rock star. Constantly listening to U2. A 6 feet 3 inch tall skinny person who enjoys flexing his muscles during Bears and Illini games to scare furious opponents. Often gets disgusted by their piss poor performance. Constantly has nightmares of a pro Dustin Ward crowd chanting "Lets go Heisman" and wakes up screaming. Defends the freedom and the liberties of foreign vistors at the U of I. Enjoys running in various 5Ks and plans on running in the Boston Marathon later on in life. Likes to make strange sheep like noises to annoy drunk people during the wee hours in the morning. Went solo in a fight against Team India + allies during Saturday morning basketball. Always looking for 'shrooms in the refrigator. One of the few that understands the language called Angry Negro.