THERESA KISSANE

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Name: Theresa Kissane

Nicknames: T, Wondergirl

Year/Major: Senior in NRES

Hobbies: playing sports

Bio: A very pretty gal whom I met through my friend Pat. A ridiculous gifted athlete who could have gone pro in soccer, basketball, and probably would have won a gold medal at the Olympics in some track event. Possesses too many ankle breaking moves on the field that often leaves her opponents saying "That is God in disguise." Because of these things, she is my cousin and a member of the all galaxy team. Transferred to U of I from Saint Louis University. Has the ability to juggle a couple of 15 lb bowling balls on an unicycle. A very intelligent person who can booze with the best of them. One of the few people who can match me wit for wit, joke for joke. Often tickles me with her humor. Acts like a child from time to time. A very gifted, yet philosophical poet..trying to prove that she is the descendant of Emily Dickenson. Often helps me with my girl problems.