J.P. YU

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Name: J.P. Yu

Year/Major: Graduate Student in Biochemistry

Nicknames: Nobby, Goose, Digital

Bio: Met him on the basketball court through Vince. Had the honor of getting schooled by him. A very wise man who often thinks that I am puffing the magic dragon. Often dresses up as Davy Crockett so he can feel like a "real man." Always selects a dumbass of the month and wants to swim with the ponies in an Olympic size pool. Petitioning that colon therapy should be taught in every science classes and currently preaching to random students on the Quad that meat shall inherit the Earth. Still gets upset about the losing his Candyland Cash. Tries to get strong by benching rice bags only to have the rice spill in his face. Wishes he can turn a Iraqi five star general into a five scar general.