JOHN COMNINOS

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Name: John Comninos

Nicknames: Sinjin, Black Jack, Mancuso

Year/Major: Graduate Student in the Department of Chemistry

College: Penn State University

Bio: A graduate student in chemistry. Met him through my friend George at Legends. Comes from the state of Pennsylvanna...Very knowledgable about football. Anti-Kyle Plunkett. Huge Steelers fan...claims that he is Terry Bradshaw's cousin. Never lost an argument in no small part because appointed himself judge, jury, and baliff. Gets confused when he watches the show with the little dude who lives with the rich white dude. The little dude said, "Whatchu talkin� �bout, Willis?" Often responds, "I�m not Willis." Lives and dies by the quote: "Be true to Little House on the Prarie...I love that show." Never ashamed to admit that he plays hide and go seek with his hamster. Thinks that PBS is something that women get once a month. Wants his wife to be like the coffee he drinks...dark and strong. Still thinks that "Gift Wrap" is some sort of MC Hammer Song. Thinks that one is not speaking real English if it is spoken with a foreign accent.