JUSTIN FLEMING

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Name: Justin Fleming

Nicknames: J, elder Fleming, Eli, Rico

Year/Major: Graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering

Hobbies: sports, hanging out with friends

Bio: A 6 foot 6 inch gentle Hungrian from a town called Olney, IL. Happens to be the older brother of Jason. A bright person who can speak the thousands of American dialects, Hindi, and Swedish. Brags about how he knows a few words and sayings in British. Known to steal his women neighbors' raspberry shampoo so he can get high off it. Dreams about becoming the dictator/warlord of a county in West Virginia. Believes that wearing his newly bought elephant suit will scare away his oppostion. Wants to smack people who oppose him with his 5 foot trunk. Often tries to cheat the system by pipetting gasoline out of cars that are park on the side of the road. Gets excited when the ice cream truck comes along. Thinks he is the True Lone Ranger when he jumps the fence to ride the ostrich with his cowboy hat on at the local zoo. One of the most original minds in America. Here is an example of a poem of his: "Roses are red, violets are blue, milk, eggs, and coffee." Possesses a red wagon in which he wants to sit in while natives pull him in the deep forests in China. Dreams about singing the lullaby version of Cops Theme Song, "Bad Boys, Bad Boys" to the pandas. Enjoys going to the country and looking at the stars. Got horribly upset when he found out that ALF was a puppet.