MICHAEL HOFFMANN

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Name: Mike Hoffmann

Nicknames: Skywalker, Hoss, The Flying Dutch Man

Year/Major:Graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering

Hobbies: running, sports

Bio: From the 'burbs. By definition, African Americian because of his speed and athletic ability. A five foot eight person who can almost dunk in his sleep. One of the greatest linebackers in Snyder IM History. A workhorse who is in the middle of composing the classical version of the "Cops" theme song. Another engineer who likes the biological sciences. A man who shows no emotion during the Bears and Illini games. Wants the Bears and the Illini to play such teams as the Team Czech Republic. Has the ability to lap everyone in 5Ks. Upset that his friend Kustusch convinced him to switch to light mayo. Often found wearing insane amounts of jewelry while doing Heisman poses in front of the cameras. Has dreams of taunting Mr. T in the boxing ring. Fascinated at various types of melons at the local market. Has a habit of calling Champaign bus drivers JACK. Somehow did not inherit the gene of stupidity from his older peers.