GREG WALLACE

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Name: Greg Wallace

Nicknames: The Gentle Giant, Flounder

Year/Major: Graduate Student in Animal Sciences

Hobbies: playing/watching sports

Bio: Met him on the softball through Vince. A pure joker who taught me the basic fundamentals of the game. Always bullshitting about something. He loves eating food; usually getting a warm feeling around his heart after eating a big burrito. Has a strange belief that his stupid neurons are saying "They call me bullshit!" He is always saying "How'd you like five across your lip?" to people who bully him, which makes him believe that he possesses a learner's permit to kill. Thinks about creating the P.M.S. action mask. Often laughs out of control at people who get drunk on four timbles of scotch. Extremely modest about his abilities to rap with his buddy Josephine. Wants to create a new mini-series called "Driving Bradford" after he gets his Ph.D.