SEAN GREENHAUGH

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Name: Sean Greenhaugh

Nicknames: THE KING

Year/Major: Graduated with a degree in biochemistry

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Bio: Called himself the King of the Biochem undergrads because everyone knows him. Met him while sitting in the back of Biochem 352. One of the smartest but dumbest people I know. Doesn't utilize his talents wisely, and as a result, burned his right hand with boiling wahter. Worked in the Bio Prep Staff. Once told me that when a person pops a zits, the pus goes into the brain and causes death. Had a strange theory that zits have wrinkles. While being bored in class, resorts to either writing poetry, plays or reading the DI. Drinks Pepsi with me and Big Tex in Physical Biochemistry 346. Always finishing first in biochemistry lab despite carptaular results. Claims that some biochem TA try to hit on him. Only person know who can read Dr. Gumport's writing. Says that he is more "Asian" than me. Thinks that "hockey" was spell incorrectly; preaches the real spelling is "ha key". Always asked me the question how old am I and then answers "well...your face is 24 years old while your body is 78 years old." Tries to take credit in transforming me into a man. Still questioning whether or not ALF was a puppet or not.