GEORGE GLEKAS

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Name: George Glekas

Nicknames: Little Chief, UnclePrimo, Julio Lopez, G-unit, Jr.

Year/Major: Graduate Student in Department of Biochemistry

College: University of North Carolina

Bio: A graduate student in the Ordal Lab. Constantly brags about how great North Carolina is. Possess too many Greek-like ankle breaking moves on the court that are smoother than those found on Soul Train. A big war hero who had the honor of playing against the Great Jerry Stackhouse in flag football. Big on the Greeks and lectured me how the 50 Spartans could have defended the Alamo with ease. Feels that there should be a Greek History Week during the month of October. Takes it personally when bombing Iraq affects the Miss America and the Miss Universe Pagnent. Grows "Latin Lettuce" in his backyard and then make money by making cigarettes out of them. In the process of developing a spray which cures the cow foot disease called "Moofungo". An extremely animal lover who thinks his dog has the abilty to sniff for prostate cancer but somehow has fears of goats because they had deadly attack positions. He claims the reason why people are going bald is because their body is eating its own hair. Wants everyone to know that SARS is so dangerous that no one should play Chinese Checkers. Chairman of the LOD program in the lab, "Live or Die" Program.