BRIAN GATES
Name: Brian Gates
Nicknames: Bri, Spunky
Year/Major: Senior in Theortical and Applied Mechanics
Hobbies: basketball
Bio: A young man from a little town called Warren, IL. Met him during my last year at U of I. Drives a nice red camero. Usually has all the answers when I am confused. Bullies me on and off the basketball court. Solely responsible for breaking my wooden leg. Due to my poor basketball skills, constantly reminding me to watch Pete Maravich's Homework Basketball Tapes. Believes that I am the sole organizer of the Chinese Underground Basketball Network. Enlightens me with his vast knowledge of the outdoors and the NAVY ROTC. Often reminds people when he flexes his muscles that he is a fortress and everyone is just a mere shack. Thinks that I weigh more than a volkswagon. Known around campus for scaring old ladies in the evenings at the parking garage. Often gets excited by watching people in New Jersey debating about New Jersey issues. Spends part of his day trying to get me dates with some of his countless lady friends. Trying to be another brother by watching re-runs of "Soul Train". Often found mowing lawns wearing Sunday dresses.
