CHRISTOPHER SCHUMER
Name: Chris Schumer
Nicknames: Schumski
Year/Major: Graduated with degrees in Political Science and East Asian Language and Culture
Hobbies: having philosophical discussions, speaking Chinese, and playing piano
Bio: From Mt. Prospect, IL. My very philosophical roommate for one and a half years. Big, straight edge but gentle person who went from lifting weights six times a week to playing piano. Had a brief boxing career however retired due to a lack of competition. Very intelligent person who is still bitter at me for giving him a bad haircut. Tried to really hard to get me back to playing violin. Enjoys listening to classical music and chinese conversions on tape. Studied abroad in China and Taiwan. Speak Chinese better than English now. Always ate my Soft Batch Cookies and tried to repaid me with some wierd food that usually made me sick. Always kept him up late at night which lead him to bully me. Classic wrestling matches between us even though I always got beaten up in less than 2 minutes. Solely responsible for making me flinch everytime someone accidently bump the side of me due to excessive blows to the kidney. Insisted that I should start lifting pianos to increase my muscle to cherry size however, as a result, caused major legs cramps, muscle spams, and ulcers. Somehow takes NO responsibly my injuries which caused me to be an old man. Insisted that I take Geritol. Thinks that my childness comes from eating chocolates before going to bed. Dreams of becoming an ambassador to China. Leader of the Schumer Protection Agency
