JOSEPH CASTRO

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Name: Joe Castro

Nicknames:Josephine,

Year/Major: Graduate Student in Plant Biology/Crop Sciences

Hobbies: rapping

Bio: A half Cuban guy who currently works in the Long Lab. Pretty big into modeling. Often given ample opprtunities to translate rap lyrics, reggae songs, and street slang to people like me. Truly believes that he is the mouthpiece for many cultures of the dark skinned people. Thinking about making a rap album about auto insurance and selling them to the HOBOS. Pretty proud of his finishing third in a Vanilla Ice look alike contest. Still dreaming about selling encyclopedias, written in crayon, around his neighbor with his boy Tony Watson. Once told a girl that she was so ugly that if she pressed her face in some dough, she would create gorilla cookies. When people try to imitate his coolness, they usually get arrested or sued for sexual harassment.