VINCENT CANNISTRARO

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Name: Vince Cannistraro

Nicknames: Half Pint, Mad Dogg, Sandfrog, RADAR

Year/Major: Graduate Student in the Department of Biochemistry

College: Indiana University

Bio: A graduate student who is part of the Ordal Lab. A strong person who know seven different forms of martial arts even though two of them sound like japanese car companies. Always kind enough in helping me with things that I had trouble with the research lab. Sometimes thinks I am a *six year old girl who just lost her balloon to the sky* who happens to be on acid 24 hours a day. Took me out to Jupiters from time to time and introduced me to having a good time with older people. Signed me for IM softball and made me realize my potential in that game despite of my lack of skill. Believes I am part of the Chinese Mafia (nickname: The "Yellow Hornet") who is set out to conquer Asia. Very cautious about flying to Japan because he fears the "godlizza turburlance." Called me Mutumbo Chang in basketball because of blocking three of his baby hooks. Often lifts his left leg sweats to the middle of his calf while playing basketball to show everyone he is just another brother on the court. Often comes up with great idea for his project while listening to Travis Muff on the street rap about auto insurance. Buys a big fish from the local market and slaps people who are disrespectful to him with it. Thinks he is an icon to many Mexicans and Cubans because he drinks 7UP. Calls himself the RADAR of the lab because he can pick up all the signals from all the ladies. From personal experience, insists that many things aren't sexual, they are more norishment than anything else.