WILLIAM HARRINGTON
Name: Bill Harrington
Nicknames: Chico, Bartholomew, Lumpy, Jigsaw
Year/Major: Graduate Student in the Department of Cellular and Structural Biology
College: Boston College
Bio: A graduate school in the department of cellular and structural biology. Met him through the biochem grad students on the basketball court. Comes somewhere from the East Coast. Possesses a few post moves that allows him to score on a consistent basis. He waited his whole life for Ronald McDonald, which he believes is the most powerful clown in the entire world, to come to Champaign-Urbana. Kinda disappointed that Ronald McDonald didn't have a policeman or a farmer as his sidekick. Keeps hoping that when he drinks Dr. Pepper, he will turn into a red pepper. Wondering why the Boston Bruins hockey is not televised on the Oxygen channel. Thinks he will not lose an argument because he has many effective comebacks; always getting the last word using his "Mr. T In Your Face pocket device." He believes one he presses the button on his device, Mr. T's voice will invoke fear and will make the other person apologize. Always bragging about his Mikhail Gorbachev key chain. Always makes a toast at parties to In-grown toe nails.
