Benjamin Ng

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Name: Ben Ng

Nicknames: Short Round, Sunshine,

Year/Major: Graduate Student in the Department of Biochemistry

College: Somewhere in Ohio

Bio: A Ph.D. student in the department of Biochemistry. Met him through my friend Travis. Feels that his co-co brown skin makes girls hot. Extremely intelligent person who invented the squeeze and squirt doll. Never eats when he goes out to bars because he thinks the food contains sexual transmitted diseases. Always making a fashion statement. Wants to go back in time for just 10 minutes so he can hand out combs and brushes. Often got laughed at when people found out that he went to dance camp over the summers with his sister. Still trying to teach his friends how to drink a slurpee through their nose. Still claims that is possible for people to suck the alcohol out of a denorant stick. One of the many that got extremely depressed when he missed Starr Jones's wedding.