SHANNON ALDWORTH
Name: Shannon Aldworth
Nicknames: Shannigans, Lin Po,
Year/Major: Senior in Molecular and Cellular Biology
Pastimes: being a nerd, dancing, getting made fun of, being Chinese
Bio: One of the biggest nerds, yet, coolest, most gifted, and prettiest gals at the U of I. My rival in wit, poems, creativity, humor, strength, and violin which usually results in a "heated, highly contested" Aldworth-Pan dork-off. (Needless to say, all matches have ended in a draw or disqualification by both parties due to break-dance fighting.) A Chinese haiku machine who is still bitter at her membership denial into highly acclaimed "Wang Association School of Poetry", however excited to be a honorary Pan. (There are only five!) A big pet person who keeps updating her website for random people to rate how cute her cats are. Often laughs at me and my random sayings, thinking that I am some kind of mutant from the Chinese Underground Network of Clowns. Only person that I know of who doesn't think I am a wierdo. Admits that she has trouble sleeping for three days after reading "Goosegumps." Often gets funny looks when she claims that the television was invented in 1859. She still preaches how her ancestors watched the Civil War on television. For some reason, get a great joy of reaching for the stars after getting high off of nail polish. Believes that Terrorists are targeting Branson, Missouri as we speak. Always commenting on my split ends and did not approve of my two week mullet. Trying to earn extra money on the side by creating a Sigmund Freud Bobble Head Doll at the hospital for the sick. An overnight sensation by winning the Vanilla Ice Look Alike Contest two years in a row, which landed her a spot on Soul Train. Currently making a third rap album titled "Partners in Rhyme" in her biochemstry lab with me. "You have been served" =)
