| Quotes of the Week |
| "Yo, did ya'll check me when that hottie was all up in my kool-aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling." |
| Chris Griffin The Family Guy |
| "Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded." |
| Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac Show |
| "I only have so many apologies to give. This just feels too stupid to waste one on." |
| Gavin Stone Good Morning Miami |
| "Now, she should be good looking but we're willing to trade looks for a certain...morally casual attitude." |
| Boon Animal House |
| "It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion." |
| Marlin Finding Nemo |
| "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked...in the head...with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question...skip it." |
| Rex Kramer Airplane |
| "In Bay City, when you step over the line, your nuts are mine." |
| Starsky Starsky and Hutch |