ploys

these tactical ploys were used in the first and second world wars.we have gained access to some of the most deceiving, tricky, technical masterminded ploys in the history of man these ploys have come straight out of the american, russian, german and other major world power plans. please i warn you these ploys can cause serious physical harm and by sayin that i suggest you use them carefully and not on a scale for world descruction.

1.laxatives in drink bottle - makes the person want to shit

2.tobasco sauce in drink bottle - funny for some reason

3.pop hole on the side of plastic drink bottle - drink spills on person

4.scratch the thread off from inside bottle top - the drink will leak when
upside down

5.rip out school diary page of current day - cant write things in therefore
getting in trouble from teachers

6. write a letter of complaint from a teacher then place in childs bag -
obvious the parent will read it and think their child is n trouble

7.place a porno pic in the next free page of workbook - when the child opens book to their surprise and the other teachers and students trouble will await them

8.take book out of bag them re-insert at a later date - this will make the child think they are crazy as their book disapears then apears again.

9.take one shoe of some after a pd parctical lesson - this is quiet funny to watch a student with one shoe

10.swap shoes around - only when given the chance swap shoes around as this will also coz confusion

11. take batteries from discman and replace with flat ones - the person will not be able to listen to music and its a good of getting new batteries for no cost

12.put hair colour in hat - once the hat is placed on the childs haid their hair colour changes very funny

13.put lead of pacer in corners of rubber - when rubbing out work the pacer lead will redraw a line