| Lukes 'never get laid' list |
| these are all the ppl who luke thinks will never get laid with reasons |
| jimmy b. he is too gay. and if he does get laid it will be by dennis dennis. he is gay with jimmy micheal saad. he'd rather root a monkey viktor ko. he doesnt know wat an erection is daniel cave. having sex with family doesnt count david pearson. he cant find elves his height daniel farr. the exhaust pipe is too big for his cock micheal philistedes. he has tits of his own nick pirrello. hes mum wont let him and his nose will get in the way daniel o'brien. he is a horse (fuken ugly) steven lopez. hes thinner than his cock carlo. as soon as he opens the condom he'll start doin origami with it marc foscett. when hes about to root a chik he'll start hallucinating and think shes a turkey then try 2 eat her gauci. he has spent many years tryin to find his cock through the hair |