| Funniest Things That Ever Happened |
| These following stories are true stories and im not joking this time.They all happened at St Agnes |
| *Its was the first day of yr 9 during out year assembly Mrs naido sends ara out of the assembly he was swearing under his breath as he stormed out when to everyones amusement he triped over the bin and almosed squased samantha pozo. At this point his face was red raw. but to top it all off he had to kick the wall on his way out and he stacked it out sider the room. * It was A fairly boring day nohin much was haoppening when we saw 3 little yr sevens playing tips around a tree. when one of them tripped over the tree roots. the next day we saw that same little yr 7nr with his arm in a cast. *A person we can not name because it may harm his reputation. was at a school cricket comp and as he changed into his cricket whites his team mates coulent help but to notice a brown stain in his ass crack. As they looked curious he claimed to have sat in mud. As the day progresed the smell seemed to worsen and flies swarm around it endlesly, which was a clear indication that the brown stain was no mud, it was acitualy shit. *Another ara storie it was year 8 and some mates were running up to a tree planting one foot on the trunk and seeing if they could jump high enought to catch onto a branch hovring above ara though he had wat it took to comlete the dauting task, as he steped up onto the trunk his left foot slid down inside him and he turned and stacked it backweards in the dirt. * |