| Worst ways to get ur balls squashed |
| Heres a list of the most painful and far fetched ways u can get ur testes squashed |
| 1. ur ball sack slips into a draw then u slam the draw shut. 2. getting ur balls squashed in the hings area of the door. 3. getting ur balls squashed in the car door. 4. whilst ur hammering a nail into wood for no reason ur ball accidently gets in the way then u hammer it on the nail 4. a car tyre rolls over ur balls 5. ur balls get stuk in the elavator door then the elavator goes up 6. ur balls get stuk in the spokes of a bike as it rides past u 7. u slam a thik book and ur balls just happen to fall in the spine of the book 8. as u close a glasses case ur balls fall in it 9. ur moving two big desks 2gether and ur balls get in the gap of the 2 tables then sum1 comes along and pushes them in as hard as they can 10. slamm ur balls in a window 11. as u close a folding chair ur testes fall in it 12. u try and crack a nut but it falls out and ur testes fall in instead as u close it |