| A Packers fan and a Vikings fan are both walking down the street arguing about which team is better, the Packers or Vikings(the Vikings). The Packers fan trips and looks back at the Vikings fan in with the same quizzical look that all Packers fans have on their faces. Packers fan: What the hell did you trip me for! Vikings fan: I didn't trip you, that little golden lamp did. Indeed, there was a little golden lamp just lieing there on the sidewalk. The Packers fan picks it up and rubs some dirt off of the lamp and a genie pops out. Genie: You have released me, I will grant each of you one wish in payment for releasing me. Packers fan: We've won more Super Bowls then you, so I get to wish first. After thinking for about 2 seconds,(I know, surprising a Packers fan can think at all) he made his reply. Packers fan: I just hate those Vikings so much. I wish that there was a wall that was one mile tall surrounding Wisconson, and that all Packers fans were in Wisconson, and all Vikings fans were out of Wisconson. I want the wall to keep all Vikings fans out of Wisonson, but to keep all Packers fans in it. Genie: Your wish has been granted. The Packers fan dissapears and leaves the Vikings fan there alone. Genie: Now for your wish. The Vikings fan ponders on the Packers fans wish for a few seconds and asks the Genie. Vikings fan: So the wall is one mile tall, and nothing can get in or out of Wisconson. Genie: Yes. Vikings fan: So there is only Packers fans, no Vikings fans, in Wisconson. Genies: Yes. Vikings fan: Okay, fill Wisconson with water to the brim of the wall. |