Dog Killer
One day this kid was playing with his friend, and a dog comes and starts attacking his friend. The boy wrestles the dog down and brakes its neck. While all of that was happening a reporter for a newspaper was walking by. The reporter saw what happened and wanted to ask the kid a few questions for the newspapper. So she wrote in her notes ''brave Viking's fan saves friend from nasty dog''. Then the boy said but I'm not aViking's fan. Then the reporter wrote in her notes ''brave Buc's fan saves friend from nasty dog''. Then the kid says but I'm not a Buc's fan either. The reporter asks well what type of fan are you, and the boy answers I'm a Packer's fan. Then the reporter writes in her notes ''dumb stupid kid kills household pet''.
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