Professor Adam
While getting wasted at Adam's apartment, we asked him to explain to us why you have to piss so often when drinking.  And here was his drunken explaination:

Ok, Hormone ADH is blocked by alcohol...

     Ok...

      Ok...


          Hold on...

  Ok...

         F*ck you man, ok

    Ok...

    Alright, I'm trying to..

     Fuck it...

   EXACTLY, I 'm trying to...


    I'm too f*cking drunk though...

   Here's how it works...

         F*CK IT.


And later, Adam's girlfriend left a message in my notebook, and here it is, as she wrote it. That's right, upside down and diagonal. Yeah, we were wasted.
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