I think it was Homcoming when we were f*cked up this time. We met this one chick that would not leave us alone, she kept b*tchin at us to give her a ride home. I told her no, but she got in my car anyway. It was 1:00 A.M. and we were f*cked up, so we had only one real place to go, DENNY'S. On the way, the chick realized that DENNY'S was nowhere close to her house. So while we went in to eat, she stayed in the car. And man am I f*ckin glad she did.
While we waited for our food, the Steve Miller Band classic "The Joker" began to play on the jukebox. We were pretty wasted, and as the song came to the verse: "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker." Bdogg sang along with slightly different lyrics:
"I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
Double D's a MIDNIGHT TOKER"
to which I replied:
"I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
Smoky's a MIDNIGHT TOKER"
to which Smoky replied:
"I'm a joker,
I'm a smoker,
Bdogg's a MIDNIGHT TOKER."
After we sang this sh*t, we realized that there were actually a lot of people in Denny's at the time, and most of them were wondering what the f*ck we were talking about. After about 2-3 hours, we got back to the car to find the chick asleep in the backseat. A year later, Smoky began dating her, and she became Smoky's b*tch. From that day on, we've called ourselves The Midnight Tokers, or the MNT.