I came prepared for this one, I had on my "Doerr 22" Blues Jersey, mardi gras beads, the Mavericks, and a button that said "Kiss me I'm Irish" Which I wore squarley over my testicles.
When we showed up to the Stoop, they had a sign that said, "U Honk we Drink" And we had a few people that wanted to see us drink that day.
Just as the sun went down, I was kicking it on the Stoop when I was getting pretty p*ssed off at all of the godd*mn misquitos there were, so I started to apply some OFF spray. Mitch's little brother was nearby and somehow caught some of it in his eye. I spent a good part of the night apologizing to Mitch and his bro about the incident.
I wasn't done apologizing there, though. Jimbo's hot boss showed up in Jarv's room, and wanted to change the song. In my billigerent state, I just said, "There's the door, lady" And Dan added a similar comment, something like, "Piss off sister." I later apologized and it was all good.
I had to have been f*cked up, because when looking over the photos from the night, I noticed that I was in one of them somehow, I guess I gave my camera to somebody for a while. The picture is of a girl dancing on a table. Even though I was wearing the Maverick shades, I think you can tell exactly what I'm looking at.
When the keg went dry on us, Jarv and I decided to go out to the DanL mobile and get my bottle of Absolut Vodka, after drinking half of it, we passed out.
The next day, Chad, Dan, and I went to Steak 'n Shake for a hangover breakfast. I don't think I've ever seen that much food eaten that fast (That wasn't an eating contest)
When it was time to return to Rolla, I decided to go to Johnny Mac's to buy some hockey equipment. And I'll be godd*mn if I didn't see Smoky's ride in the parking lot. I rolled into Johnny's and saw Snatch and Smoky looking at the equipment, and started banging on the realistic hockey glass they have outside the hockey stuff. I had to have scared the sh*t out of Snatch. As I looked at the 200 pairs of hockey pants that were there, I was losing hope of finding a pair that didn't look like something one of the Kool Aid Kids would have worn. Then Riebs said, "Dude, I found your pants"
and I was like, "Yeah, those look pimp."
and Snatch said, "No dude, look at the name."
And I sh*t you not, the name of the pants was sewn on the hip: MAVERICK
I put both fingers in the air on that one.
I was reluctant to go back to Rolla, so I decided to go with the guys to Best Buy. While looking at the DVD's, I saw one that said SEXY BEAST. I had one picture left in the camera, and I used it posing with the DVD.
In my Laboratory presentation on Thursday, I used the picture as the backround on my graph. I used my pointer to draw attention to my face in the picture and I said to the class, "This is my Sexy Beast face."
