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Every time I go to SEMO to visit Badass, Jarv and Bry, its a godd*mn adventure. This last time me and Bry Beer-Bonged a few beers before going to a party, I naturally passed out on the couch at about 12:30, because I'm Double D, and I always pass out at SEMO. I wake up at about 3:30 and asked Jarv where Bry was. Jarv said, "You've got to f*cking see this dude" we go to this FAT NASTY B*TCH'S ROOM and sure enough, there was Bry, on her bed, with barf dripping down the side of this chicks bed. After laughing my ass off, I went back out to the party, and shortly thereafter, the FAT NASTY B*TCH came up to me and I asked her about Bry and she said. "He tried making out with me, then he just threw up." As the party wore down at about 5:00, we decided to leave Bry's drunk ass just to teach him a lesson. When me and Jarv got back to the room at about 5 f*cking 30 in the morning, Bry's drunk floozy girlfriend from down the hall came in and asked one of the dumbest f*cking questions ever: "What are you guys doing?" I just looked at Jarv and thought, what the F*CK do you think we're doing, going to bed b*tch. Damn. And Jarv just said, "Uh, Bry's not here" in an attempt to get the b*tch to f*cking leave. The next day we picked him up and promptly gave him a Standing Ovation for his performance the night before. Bry didn't even know the bitch's name, he thought it was Bridget, but it was Jessica. My guess is that he wanted to make out with Bridget but got the f*cking wildabeast instead. |
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