1. End of March:
Drinks: (After two hours of sleep from drinking beer 'til morning)
2-Bud Lights
2-Absolute Vodka and Cokes
2-Manhattans (Loaded with Jim Beam)
-Wild Goose Weekend-
~1/2 of a bottle of Wild Turkey Russell Reserve (90 Proof)
3-shots of Wild Turkey
?-Beers at the bar
Cause
-Fell backwards off of a bar stool twice
-Was dropped down concrete stairs while being carried out of the bar, my head smacked into a car door, and then hit the curb
-Woke up in the back of a car at a party, while crossing the street, passed out in the road
-Inside the party, fell twice in the living room
Injury: A possible concussion, three knots on the back of the head, a scarred up lump on my right temple
2. April 16th, Las Vegas, NV
Drinks: (After sleeping for ten hours in four days)
6-Bud Lights
3-Budweisers
4-Wild Turkey and Cokes
Cause: While rushing to the airport to try and catch the flight back to St. Louis that I was late for, I fell out of a city bus with my luggage and dislocated my right shoulder. In an effort to fix the situation, I slammed my shoulder into a traffic post, like Riggs in Lethal Weapon. That only added a bruise to the dislocation.
Injury: Dislocated and bruised right shoulder, sore legs (My next flight left me Springfield, MO, where I had to walk 5 miles to the Greyhound Station with my luggage)
3. July
Drinks:
100 oz. Camelback filled with Vodka, Cranberry Juice, and OJ
>20-Budweisers
Cause: Clothesline to a guy running at me after wrestling Linnemann (The guy went down)
Injury: Bruised Bicep
4. September 2nd
Drinks:
?-Beer Bongs
>20-Budweisers
Cause: Unknown
Injury: Cracked bone in elbow, staph infection
5. September 9th
Drinks:
2-Bud Lights
Cause: Jumping out of a boat traveling at 50 mph
Injury: Bruised ribs and thigh
6. End of March: Location-Cape Girardeau
Drinks:
Thursday Night:
~15 beers, one shot of Wild Turkey 101 (four hours of sleep) Friday Night:
~20 beers (five hours of sleep)
Saturday:
Cardinals vs. Brewers
4-24oz. Beers
Handful of Sunflower Seeds (Only meal for the day)
Cape Girardeau:
?-Beers
Cause of Injury:
After switching to soda for a few hours, I apparently fell down at a party, and at a few bars. At one point, I flipped a table over and broke a chair. Injury:
Bruised arm.
Bruised ego: I even switched to soda, and still couldn't stand, what a loser.
7. Saturday:
Drinks: ??
Cause of injury: Approximately 15 foot fall down a cliff (More to come on this later)
Injuries: Concussion, multiple bruises/ lacerations, destroyed Albert Pujols All Star Jersey
