| What's In a Name? | ||||||
| My wife will be one lucky lady because she doesn�t have to worry at all about choosing a name for our 19 children. I have already decided what to name each of our twelve boys and eight girls. Our firstborn will be a son, Hobbes. A brother, Earl, and a set of twins, one boy and one girl, both named Otis will follow him. My son Dweezle will be born next, just before the arrival of our beautiful quadruplets: Fauntleroy, Chanticleer, Reginald, and Precious. After this, we�ll take a year off before entering the Biblical phase and have Ebenezer, two daughters: Malthake and Gomer, and one more son, Nebuchadnezzar (you could call him Neb for short). After exhausting the Biblical names, Otto will be born to us followed in quick succession by three younger sisters: Bertha, Georgina, and Petunia. Our little boy, Walid, will be born next. By this time, our house will be quite full, so my wife and I will wait five years before finishing off with our second pair of twins: Hoover and Precious 2. That is all, I am not a selfish man, and I will let my wife choose their middle names. I�ve heard that the women enjoy doing that. |
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