If you are ridiculously good looking (and a female) you will want a piece of this 5�11�, 135 pound, pillar of masculinity. How many other men have you found that have memorized pi to the 50th place? Who really wants the captain of the football team when you can have a member of the marching band? That�s right, not just the marching band either, but the drumline.
As for physical prowess, I don�t think there is much needed to say. While the eyes that I was born with are less than average, my glasses bring my eagle eyesight up to almost normal. And my teeth? Well, after six more months of braces and several orthodontic operations, these beauties will be blinding. On occasion I have been known to daringly leap three foot gaps and am readily able to handle 25 pound bags of cat food with ease. One time, at band practice, we had to do pushups and, instead of doing only ten pushups, I did fifteen.
I know what you�re thinking: �This guy sounds so awesome and cool, but I bet he isn�t very bright because one person can�t have looks, muscles, and brains.� Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I beg to differ. In the past, I have taken several honors classes and this year I am taking several more. I passed them all with no grade lower than an �F.� I have to say that English is me most best subject. It is unpossible for to me fail that classe. I hate to brag, but on the Stanford 9 tests, I scored above the 55th percentile in every subject.
So, now that you know a little about me and how incredibly awesome I am, why don�t you give me a call and tell me a little about yourself. If I think you�re good enough, maybe I will let you go out with me. If not, then you probably are not ridiculously good looking enough to be seen with me. Sorry.