| FRIDAY NIGHT AKA WTF?!?! - Well, that came about after a disaster at Newark airport. Gumbie and Jinx went to pick up Jenner and Pam, and had quite an adventure in the process. But I will leave that tale to them. The rest of us sat around the hotel. Drank. Played cards and charades. Ordered pizza in. Exciting huh? It was a thrill-a-minute actually. OK, this is boring I know. On to the quotes. 'We don't squeeze, we merge' Laura to Gumbie about the lack of squeeze left signs in NJ 'I hate everyone! It's great!' Laura to the gang, regarding her MP character 'Oh yeah, I forgot that it shoots when it gets full' Dave about ?! Well, your guess is as good as mine! 'It's great! She squeals!' Laura about Gumbie and her reaction to being tickled 'It's really hard when there is nothing hard under you and you're all twisted around' Hawk talking about the mouse, while using Laura's laptop. Ahhh... and lets not forget the plunger! Is any explanation needed for these? *g* 'Strange enough, my husband has a plunger in the trunk of his car' � Jinx 'You brought your own plunger?' - Hotel guy 'I have to go plunge' - Gumbie Back to our regularly scheduled quotes... 'That was the greatest sound ever!' - Dave to Laura, when I squealed. Well, he was tickling me! 'You have to move, there's something a little too close to my mouth!' - Chre in another one of those that I just have no idea what it was about. 'You gotta bite the end' - Laura 'I think I bit too much!' - Chre ... about smoking cigars. 'I'm ankle grabber' - Jack, again he was tickling me! Am I that fun to tickle? Well, it seems Chre had the most quotes this weekend. And what were a good majority of them about? Things disappearing. Oh my.... 'I've got too many things between my legs' - Chre 'This camera is getting more action than I am' - Chre when the camera fell between her legs. 'Things keep disappearing up there today' - Keith to Chre when her bottle caps used in SLAM fell between her legs. 'I've got a bone up my ass' - Chre. How much stuff can fit up there? Sheesh! And the night continues... (well, considering it started around 2 pm, that�s not a surprise! *g*) 'You find the slot and I'll put it in.' Ah! these things sound so much worse than they are! Ed said this when we were trying to set up my laptop. 'Guys are too hairy. Then you get hair in your cheese.' Goodness knows who said this, but I can only assume it was about our yummy cheese-in-a-can! and where exactly were we discussing *putting* that cheese? 'Screw your mountain! Show me your bush!' Jack, well, just being Jack. :) 'I'm easy' Really Sorin?? Interesting.... 'Any kind of meat is fine with me' So Keith, is that so? Don't remember why he said this, probably the pizza. 'I can balance balls on my stomach' - Chre, balancing Hawk's balls. *giggle* 'And strip!' Well, I said this, but I don't know to who, or why for that matter. *eg* 'We have one odd person' � Chre 'Only one?'- Laura ... heh. Charade teams. How many times did we play charades this weekend anyway?? 'Laura's smelly' - My *lovely* sister Lasso had to get her two cents in. Heh. In the theme of funny things Chre said, let's talk about her pants.... 'Now I have sticky pants. -Chre, when we had out little strawberry daiquiri fiasco. 'Miss Tiff was supposed to take my pants!' - Chre, since MissTif was going to wash them. But this is much better before you know that. :) 'Yeah, he just keeps whipping that out!' Bren about Jack. So what was he whipping out Bren? *weg* 'I might have a hand in my pocket' - Whoa! More information than we wanted Hawk! *g* (Actually, he had some cards in his pocket.) And surprise, surprise... we're back to Chre. 'Somehow I'm on the bottom and now I'm on top.' While we were playing Sorin's game SLAM. And things got interesting during SLAM, when we had to make up dares. 'Chre, ideas?' - Laura 'My idea would get stuck in the moderator' - Chre again? Aurgh! Didn't anyone else say anything? lol! (((Chre))) 'I can't find it!' - Chre, putting makeup on Keith. heh heh ... and we have evidence! And Sorin peaks her head in.... 'It's because I have this on my back and it makes my bum twice as big.' So Sorin knocked over a beer. Twice? So what? *g* 'I was half in and half out' - were you now, Jack? *g* .. during SLAM 'I'm so sorry - no! I am not actually!' - Sorin really got into the spirit of Screw Your Neighbor! Tada! Done ... See you shortly for chapter 2! :) |