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| Here by popular demand is... |
| Elyssa Nelson |
| Tell me a list of favorites, Ihly. Karoline's Grandma, Ice Cream (or anything else bad for me because I eat it all), and long walks on the beach with that "special someone" Now how about least favorites? My grandma for sure because she's an old bag who smells like old cheese and play Yahtzee, Band-aids (some of them make me break out into itchy hives), "Like A Stone" by Audioslave, and my asshole brother that everyone hates. Alllrighty. Have you any hobbies? Yeah. Fishing, I never catch anything but just being out there with just me and the fishies in the water, makes me feel good. I like four-wheeling and I just want every tree out there to know that if they get in my way, I'll be angry. I love softball. If you want me to tell you how great I am at it...I will. But, it's really not necessary because everybody should know that I'm the best. Threatening trees Ely? Hmmm, speaking of which,I hear you're a maniac to injured people and that you pummel their injury until it complicates. Is this true? Yes. I am proud to have elbowed you so roughly when you had just gotten your cast off in 8th grade. It was mainly to see what you'd do but I figured that out soon enough... Good. Now that we got that out of the way, tell me about your dogs. Okay. Well there's Dutch. He's a 14 year old black lab. We got him at an animal shelter. Supposedly his mom was the town slut and had so many puppies that she couldn't take care of them so we ended up taking one. He was a great hunting dog until he got arthritis. So now, he just stays at home and sleeps all day. He's one of the most loving dogs you'll ever meet. And then there's Ruby. She's a Britany and she's about 4 or something. We got her from my mom's friend, my other dog had just died and my mom thought that we needed a new dog right away. Which I thought was unnecessary. She's a hunting dog right now. She doesn't fetch. You can throw a stupid ball at her face and she won't do anything. Her breed is worth about $500, we got her for free. Interesting. Oh and then there's Charlie. He's a quarter horse. He's about 16 or older (he's quite an old fart). He's a great horse who loves brackers and peanuts. He also loves to get his mouth shaved with an electric shaver, he tries to eat the shaver. He's a really beautiful horse. I didn't ask about horses, Ely, I asked about dogs. Sheesh... Shut up, Brandon. |
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| The only person I know who can manage to get locked inside a phone booth and to bring up a Greyhound Bus in a conversation about racing greyhound dogs. |