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| Poor Pete and his toilet-water-covered scalp, that must've added to his slow slow growing hair... |
| Hello. Hey, I say we should do that interview for your web site. Um alrighty, I don't know what to ask. What are your questions? I just said I don't know what to ask, Payt. I shall answer almost anything. Alright fine, hmm... I feel that I have put you in a spot where you are shaking your head and thinking "Pete is such a dumbass" Ha-ha, yes. And now you're laughing. Okay, I've got one. What's better? Skateboarding, snowskating, or snowboarding? Snowboarding. Why? Well because that's what I've been doing for the longest. But I like it because it let's you go bigger, faster, and harder wihout really being very advanced. How long have you been *sucks on index finger and thumb at the tips of fingers* smoking the el marijuana? Off and on since 7th grade...But it's bad. Oh you say that now after I bitch you out for it. Well, I know it's bad. That's why I don't do it all the time. 5 out of 7 days, remember? Besides that one week. You fucking spoot. Okay, okay. Back to the questions. Alright. Who all, of who we know, has your little sister "liked"? Whoa, let's see here... You, Adam Preiss, Shane Lund, Chris Markert...she thought Josh was hot but now she hates him...Luke Berg, and that's all I can think of off the top of my head. What about Beau? Oh yeah, him too. Mmyesh. Anywa- Mmmyesh. Don't you take my words, bastard. Why not? Because I'll blindfold you and fish out your intestines with scissors. Then, tie those intestines to a cinder block and toss the brick off of a building and watch it tug your down. Oh. Well then.... How much money do you owe me now? I think it's $5.50. No, it's past $9.00 by now. All from 1.30? Yepp, there's my interest for ya. You suck. |
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