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| Nelson, Melissa |
| I do not know where to start with her. This is my strange cousin Melissa. Technically, she's a step-cousin and I've known her practically my entire life. She's probably my favorite cousin because she's basically a less-vulgar, less-blunt version of me. I need to get an interview from her for you all to realize how awesome she is. Which will happen someday. Don't worry, y'all, if she looks scary, it's the red eye. They're not allllways intimidating and red. |