| Benny. Are you interviewing me now? Yeah. Didn't think so No I am. Oh, okay. Tell us a day in the life of Benny. Well, I wake up at 7 and take a shit, play my guitar for about 3 hours, then talk to you, while shitting...then call my friend Josh Sickeler and we talk for about 8 hours and jeez that kids talkative, and then- Dude, you've never met Josh. Mmyesh about that....mmyexcellante. That's not an answer. Moving on! Okay, Ben.So how would you describe yourself? Well I'm 6' 2", brown hair, green eyes, build like an ox- No, I said how you'd describe yourself. Oh! Look up, there's a picure. Blonde and fat as usual. I hear you like food, Big Ben. Food? Where'd you see it? That's a yes. So you like gay people? Hells no, I punch them out day after day thanks to their wussy ways and leg touching. Ben, I heard you got arrested, what for? Which pig did you talk to? Well yes, I have. Twice. (Pause) Well? Well what? What'd you get arrested for? Ah yes. Arrest numero uno, it's all started on a beautiful day. I only live once, Ben. Make it quick. Alright, alright. I got caught egging some houses after curfew DA NA NA NAAAA! And the other one? Mmyesh, numero... um two. Well is was a great day, the birds were singing and- Ben! Oh right, wrap it up, I was skating, BEFORE CURFEW DA NA NA NAAAAA! Stop that. Okay. BA NA NAAAAA! Damn it, Ben. Well yeah this cop didn't like being told to shut the fuck up. And what style of music do you like most? You had to ask me that? You dare ask the Lankinator. Ben just answer the question. Oh okay, what was it again? Music. favorite. What's yours? Why are you speaking in sentence fragments? BEN! Okay....it's....BA NA NA NAAAAA! Death Metal, not the pussy crap I'm talking about Cradle Of Filth and Nile. So yeah. Brandon I hear you're in a band. Ben you are seriously one stupid man. Why do you say that? You're in my band.... Oh yes, of course the technicallities...BA NA NA!!!! Damn it. Oh whatever I'll see you later....food? *Click* |
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| A rare photo, in fact. Ben, not with Ashley! |
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| BenAndAshley. Notice there is no separation in the words. Just like their relationship. |