It's a kingdom of wonderment, a kingdom of adventure
Of lots of MP3's
Of inexplicable references to some guy named Wesley
And lots and lots and lots of cheese
It's a girl who lives in Iowa
And her Jersey sister on the phone
And they're coming into your home, into your home
It's M&M's Wild Kingdom on Dementia Radiooooo-ooooooo-oooooo! Cha cha cha!